BERNE CC - BECOME CHAMPIONS OF SWITZERLAND

 

It was a brilliant Saturday.  We bowled them out for 146 in 31 overs. 

 

We were coasting, then had a collaspe.  I was in at the death.

 

We needed three or four more runs in like 7 overs 9 down, and we ran two byes. 

 

Their skipper cried out that there was one short, which there wasn't and he duely got told off by the umpires. 

 

We then lost our last wicket (not me, I was standing at non strikers end) and thus proceeded to tie the game. 

 

The other bunch of wank*rs starting shouting and crying with joy and we were obviously gutted.  We came off and were mopping around until somebody said

"god damn it if only we had run those two byes correctly.  That short run cost us the game."

 

At which I said "what short run ? There wasn't one."

 

So off I trot to the scorers to see if they had marked 1 or 2 runs.  They had marked 1.  So I was like "it was two runs, neither of the umpires called a short run, it was their cheating captain" (bunch of cheating bar-stewards they were) 

 

At which point the scorers called over the umpires, and there my friends it descended into some typically pakistani vs sri lankan fight, they were going mad, I though it was going to kick off.  We were just grinning

 

There were phone calls to I don't know who, recounts of score books etc etc and after 15mins of waiting around and almost getting my head kicked in, the umpires awarded us the game :-)) 

(in actual fact the scorers had also missed a no ball in the last but one over, so we had scored two more than them)

 

So we go mad, the cheating moaners F*ck off straight away without waiting for the presentation, one of them had even pinched the cup but their skipper bought it back to us!

 

Most amusing.  you'd have to have been there to believe it.  I'd never seen anything like it......  In fact you may remember last year I got verbally abused on the pitch for calling a no ball when the bowler bowled our batsman, well it was the same team :-)) Great satisfaction, especially as they had won the cup in 2004 and 2005 :-))))))))

 

Having said that, not entirely sure one can change the result of a game after its concluded can you? 

 

Who cares its just nice to get one over a sour bunch of cheating bar-stewards, who gave it loads all day, appealing every time the ball threatened to even touch the bat, shouting out when the ball was in the air and the wicket keeper was underneath it (he dropped it) ....

 

Legg turned in his usual performace, 6.3 - 2 -15 - 2

 

First spell of five overs went for 5,  bowled two crap overs, followed by three good ones, then came back to wipe out their tail....  inc "sending" their last batsman back, their number 8.  He'd given me some swamp fever in my sixth over hitting me onto the footy pitch straight back over my head, good shot to be fair, but he couldn't resist giving me some jip. 

 

So in the next over when I pinged his off stump back and he was staring at the wicket (astroturf pitch, played true) amazed he could have been bowled by a white boy, I gave him the heave ho. 

 

Could and would have been ruder but didn't really want to start anything there and then, if I had known how it was going to finish........  Nevermind.  He was a real f*cking p*ick to be honest..... .-))

 

Anyways, Champion of Switzerland, not bad  :-)))